An American Odyssey
I'm the Wicked Jabroni , but only on tuesdays and the fifth Sunday of any given month.

When I'm not a Jabroni, I'm known as Ellis

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April 14th
10:37

demoriel:

there are some people that i follow that i’m never unfollowing. like it’s ride or die at this point we’re in this together 4 life

(via katiedora7)

April 13th
20:40
Dinner. St. Andre’s Triple Creme. Wild boar salami. French bread. Chimay. #food #dinner

Dinner. St. Andre’s Triple Creme. Wild boar salami. French bread. Chimay. #food #dinner

April 10th
20:55

I have a fedora. Sometimes I take it out and wear it about the house.

Bonus flashback to 2005. My little sister is not amused

19:23

Knowing how much Sinatra hated cheesecake, Brando purposely flubbed each take so that Sinatra would have to eat piece after piece of cheesecake. (x)

(Source: maudit, via twoheadedboyy)

April 8th
20:43
katiedora7:

reasonsmysoniscrying:

We are flying to New York City.

This is my new favorite blog and I only found out about it like a few hours ago.

katiedora7:

reasonsmysoniscrying:

We are flying to New York City.

This is my new favorite blog and I only found out about it like a few hours ago.

April 6th
14:45

evanfleischer:

Here’s another story — I was walking through the graveyard with my Grandfather, and — on the way to visit his mother’s headstone — he stopped in front of a random stone, read the name, and laughed.

“Lykophagomenos. Do you know what that means?”

“No.”

“Eaten - by - a - wolf. Someone in that family was eaten by a wolf.”

And we continued on our way.

14:17
missionofmyanmar:

Sort of winter

missionofmyanmar:

Sort of winter

10:59

(Source: this-episode, via smarmosaur)

April 5th
21:34

(Source: ellisfiori)

21:33

Question

If my entire dating profile minus my mug was “I want to be the shitty boyfriend, you dump and hate”

How fast would you date me?