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January 26th
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lifeofricecake:

A truer thing has never been said. 

Candy corn lies by the Candied Wheat industry.

Our Country was founded on two things: the constitution and perverting nature into the ultimate sweet.

Candy corn is that perversion.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

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